• He will speak to me for hours about a topic that I know nothing about and then get upset when I don't have anything to say about it.

• I need to straighten my act up if I ever want him to get me a ring
• I need to make sure that all of my things are out of the washer and dryer as soon as they are done so that he doesn't have to touch them when he has to do his laundry.
• Only his cat is allowed to sleep in the bed with us. My cat has to stay in the living room. 
• My bedroom is a disaster and it embarrasses him when his family visits.

• He already knows exactly how he wants everything to be done for our wedding so there's no reason for me to even think about picking anything out that I might want for it.
• The only color Christmas tree that is allowed in his home is green. All Christmas ornaments should be red and green and maybe gold if they are nice enough.
• I thought that maybe since he was calling me all the time and that we were sleeping together that maybe we would be a couple again but it turns out that he's still engaged to someone else and has no intentions of leaving her.
• Three months into the relationship it turns out that he only has driving privileges since he got a dui five months ago. So now I have to drive us everywhere.