• His brother and his brother's girlfriend are expecting a baby so we should have one too.
• He only eats his mother's spaghetti sauce so every time we want to have spaghetti for dinner we are going to have to go to her house. We also have to let her know a few days in advance because it takes her two days to make the sauce.

• I told him I loved him, but he wasn't able to tell me that he loved me as well until four years later when he got engaged to somebody else.
• Sleeps with me for over a month and then tells me that he is still in a relationship with somebody else. It was my fault for being "so attractive" but he still wants to stay with the other girl.
• I do not pick up after myself fast enough.
• I need a better fashion sense, his mother always looks great in what she wears so I should too.
• I am just going to leave him for somebody that makes more money and/or has a larger penis than he does.
• He is ugly and I am going to leave him even if I tell him that I'm not going to leave him and I don't think he is ugly. I am obviously lying but it's okay because he is ugly and I'm going to leave him.
• He makes plans for me and then doesn't tell me until ten minutes before we have to leave the house.
• I have ten minutes to get ready or we are going to be late and people are going to judge us.
• I can't own anything that doesn't match the wall paint of the interior of the house.