• Belly dancing is exactly the same thing that strippers do.
• I need to look "presentable" at a moment's notice.
• He likes taking me around to places so his friends can look at me.

• I am not allowed to have magnets on the fridge. 
• I am not allowed to have anything on the coffee table, end table, kitchen table or counters.
• All mail is to be opened, read and put away the moment it is received.
• My office desk is a mess. I should look to him as an example as how to keep up with it properly.

• He just snaps at me for every little thing.
• He doesn't physically hit me so he isn't doing anything wrong.
• I don't dress as nice as his exgirlfriend does.

• I am to make direct and complete eye contact with him every time he is speaking to me or I am speaking to him. If I do not make direct and complete eye contact with him or look away at any point then I am lying to him which means I am cheating on him.
• He doesn't trust me as far as he can throw me.
• I'm a spade.
• I need to stop working from home and spend more time sitting next to him on the couch.
• I closed my small business down for him but he threw me out of the house anyway.