- I told him I loved him, but he wasn't able to tell me that he loved me as well until four years later when he got engaged to somebody else.
- Sleeps with me for over a month and then tells me that he is still in a relationship with somebody else. It was my fault for being "so attractive" but he still wants to stay with the other girl.
- I do not pick up after myself fast enough.
- I need a better fashion sense, his mother always looks great in what she wears so I should too.
- I am just going to leave him for somebody that makes more money and/or has a larger penis than he does.
- He is ugly and I am going to leave him even if I tell him that I'm not going to leave him and I don't think he is ugly. I am obviously lying but it's okay because he is ugly and I'm going to leave him.
- He makes plans for me and then doesn't tell me until ten minutes before we have to leave the house.
- I have ten minutes to get ready or we are going to be late and people are going to judge us.
- I can't own anything that doesn't match the wall paint of the interior of the house.
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